Hoʻoponopono ke kaikamahine hānai i nā pilikia e like me ka squirrel - e hoʻokaʻawale iā lākou e like me nā nati. Ma ʻaneʻi a lawe koke aku kona makuakāne makua kāne iā ia - ma hea ʻo ia e hele ai mai kahi hoki momona! A nona, ʻo ka lawe ʻana i ke kāne i loko ona, ua like ia me ka hoʻokomo ʻana i nā manamana lima ʻelua i loko o kāna puʻu. Ma kahi o ka hoʻoikaika kino!
Pīhoihoi mau au i ka nui o nā wāhine ʻeleʻele! Hoʻohuli koke mai nā kino kokoleka lush iaʻu, pilikino! Akā, i koʻu ʻike ʻana i ka nui o kāna ʻāʻī, ua noʻonoʻo wau inā e pio wale kaʻu ʻoki ma laila!
No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
Aloha au i ka ʻulaʻula, he ʻano ʻano, he ahi.
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