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E ke Akua, he kanaka u'i... hiki ia'u ke loaa kona inoa?
Makemake ʻo ia e hana i ka ʻoihana lawelawe ponoʻī. ) He kupua nā wāwae o ke kaikamahine, ʻaʻole maikaʻi nā kānaka a pau me ka moa me kona mau lima e like me kona mau wāwae. Pono, a ma waena o lākou nā mea kupanaha a pau - kahe wale ka wai me ka wai, ʻike ʻia ka lōʻihi o ka makemake e hoʻowalewale i ka makua kāne.
A ua maikaʻi ka nerd! Ua manaʻo wau ua palu ʻo ia i kāna ʻāʻī. Huli 'o ia i ka anal gourmet. Ua hoʻokuʻu ʻo ia iā ia a hiki i luna o kona ʻōpū. ʻIke ʻia ʻaʻole kēia ka manawa mua i hoʻāʻo ai ka poʻe ipo - ʻaʻole ʻo ka uʻakū i kona komo ʻana mai. Paʻi au i kona ʻāʻī i mea e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kona kowali. E hana ʻo ia i ka mea kūpono me kona waha. E hoʻomaʻamaʻa iā ia i ka lilo ʻana i wahine palaka.
He kumu hoʻohālike
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